Comrads,

Ten months ago from today, Mehlis confirmed Syrian involvment in the Harriri murder. He explained how he has got evidence as solid as Eskimo shit of top-officials' involvement, and he expected all the process to be over by October 2005.

God dammit


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHYYY BUSH...WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?

Look..... Bush may very well be an idiot...but I assume that out of his 40 or so advisors someone's got atleast a sign of cohersivesness or logic.

My million dollar question is...how could you pick Condomleezzaa Rice to be the face of America to the world? Why?

I am not kidding you..everytime I see this creature I get irregular hormone secretions, chemical inbalances in the brain, and blood pumps REAL HARD in my veins...

WHY BUSH WHY?

Despite my sleeping inbalance this past week due to the begining of mating season triggered by the warming up of the weather...I had a good day, a really good day.

Woke up on time, had coffee, a couple of nice phone talks on my way to work...until I walked in and read further into the remarks made by "it"-Darwin's pride and living example- Condomleeza Rice.

We all know that "it" had the audacity to claim that "Iran is America's Greatest Threat!", ignoring that garlic-breathed- midget in North Korea flagging his nuclear weapons, the cartoon look alike, poolstick-lengthed wonderchild of China, who's main party objectives is to "fight imperialist capitalism", and has spend the most as a percentage of income on developing his army out of the whole world, their army is so sophisticated and fast-growing it worried the US so much that they had to send Donald Rumsfeld in a low-profile visit there to strike some deals and "extend friendship"..friendship with the commies, America's Greatest Enemy... "It" also ignored the growing radical socialist parties in Southern America slowly being elected and are cooking dissident movement in the Unites States...and ofcourse, in addition to, ofcourse, the real "greatest threat ever to this adminstration": its failing legacy in Iraq....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Iran is a direct threat....makes me laugh...but still....It's ok, however I despise "it", I digested its bullshit with a cold Perrier...

On the other butcheek..."It" (Condomleezza) to my surprise said something that I missed..and that is what made me right all this crap today. She said that Iran is not only "America's greatest threat", but also "The biggest obstacle to the Middle East that the U.S wants to see"...

That pissed me off more my ultimate 90's upset, when I was 10 and found out that my favourite singer, George Michael was gay...

Listen to me, you robotic-chimp-looking piece of pig shit...I have many reasons why I don't want to see the Middle East the US envisions, but one of the main reasons is that: If The US wanted to see you as their Foreign Representative, the head of the State Department, then I don't want to see anything else from this Government.

Please take a close look at the picture above.

O.D.M Recieved Dispatch 69 from Disobedient-47:

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To: The One and Only O.D.M
From: Disobedient-47
Re: Iran Situation-Intelligence-Dispatch 69

Greetings Comrad O.D.M,

Attack on Iran nuclear facilities will presume on the dawn of March 28, 2006

Attack will either be by a joint U.S/ British Command Force, or NATO.

Information acquired through agent Disobedient-X in the Council on Foreign Relations, NYC.

Iran Daily Holds Contest for Holocaust Cartoons

uffff....Ayyyy....Akhkhkh...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tsuk tsuk tsuk..................

Is this going to press that red button up every Jews buttom or what?

Today I got so pissed off I decided to take it to the biggest Jewish Forum I can find, I just removed all the insults I got, and put constructive arguments that I had, with my dear cousins, the Jews.

Jew1: I bet you Jerusalem that there won't be no burned Embassies or barbaric acts like you Animals!

O.D.M: uffffffff....I wish you were Olmert making such a big bet! Can you notarize this long nose?

Jew2: O.D.M, Iran is picking a fight.

Mr. Ammar, the respected Syrian thinker/activist finally joined my call for a nation wide Civil disobedience Movement.

Thank you Mr.

Undisclosed Location (Reuters) - Supreme Leader of the Civil Disobedience Movement, the one and Only Disobedient Mofo (O.D.M) threatened on Wednesday to send Syria, the US, Israel, the UK, France, Italy and even the U.N to the U.N.

Disobedient-51, my number three and my most reliable source of clean and un-peppered intelligence has just sent me a wire of the following intercepts from the CIA, Shin Beit and Mossad.

Thank you D-51, I love you, and if your sources say otherwise, they are lying and they should be decomposed in a bath tub full of Sulphuric acid by now.

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Wire E.D.B.T.Z:
Crossed at 1:13 PM, January 10, 2006

Subject: This time I did no sexual favours to get this
To: The Supreme Commander of the Civil Disobedience Movement, The Illustrious O.D.M

Comrad O.D.M, I hope this wire finds you well.

Syrian Regime members and X-members are hanging each others "dirty laundry".

Expect more to come as more and more regime members will follow suite and "deviate" from the Baath.

History is repeating itself as another Millitary Council is preparing for a an all out media and PR War to win over Syrians (which won't happen) and World Decision Makers (WDM=WMD), and weaken the current Syrian regime from within.

O.D.M recieved several questions on the "Masked Witness"...

To sum up, O.D.M would like to clarify two things:

-The Masked Witness story is not a big deal
-The Masked Witness should have stayed masked because he is one ugly s.o.b

O.D.M Explains why the story is not important by using Algorithms:

1) Husam was stuffed with a "ganay" up in his Kurdish ass in some Mukhabarat Far3 to say what he said on Syrian TV...

OR

2)Hussam was stuffed with $$ up in his Kurdish ass to say what he said to Mehlis...

After viewing the above, one can deduce the following logical expression:

If Husam underwent Option (1), then he is a liar.
If Husam underwent Option (2), then he is also a liar, because he changed his mind after confessing.

"In times of unconventional Circumstances, conventional means of Governing should be abolished"

...Do you agree or not?

Meaning, during times of turbulence, coups, instability, Emergency laws and policing measures should be taken.

I am pissed.

Analysis this, analysis that. Bashar's speech my ass.

I figured it out. Bashar Al-Assad could not run a shawerma stand, the idiot has acute gastronomical gas-accumilation in the brain.

Don't tell me I can't diss the mofo! I have every right.