At first it's hilarious... then it's just wrong

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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

(BBC News)

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

hahaha

Which leads me to the questions:

- How can you have an erection over a goat?
- Are there no prostitutes in Sudan?
- They're still together, what on earth are they doing?

[Sorry, some of you should already know how barmy I am]