dodger's 10 things to do when you're bored at work

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  • collect 52 business cards from your desk, write the playing cards numeration on them, play solitaire
  • make a chain of 101 paper clips and let it dangle from the ceiling above your cubicle
  • make animal origamis out of coloured papers and build up a zoo on your desk
  • call dubai zoo, ask if you can borrow an elephant. make sure everyone around in the office hears you
  • take off your trousers and alans and make sure everything looks normal above your desk
  • wrap up your monitor with sheets from dubai yellow pages, make sure you keep a small hole to see if you got any emails
  • write a suspensive crime story, break it into a number of episodes and email them regularly to your colleagues, keep them busy reading
  • confess to the person in the next cubicle, start with "forgive me ... for i have sinned"
  • try to spot the difference on people between before and after they go to the loo. write your findings. compare with those of your colleague
  • on a daily basis, book by phone for holidays in exotic places. make sure everyone is listening. cancel them when you get back home.