Middle East Vision huh? Do you want a Banana nam nam?

One (Syrian) Disobedient Mofo
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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHYYY BUSH...WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?

Look..... Bush may very well be an idiot...but I assume that out of his 40 or so advisors someone's got atleast a sign of cohersivesness or logic.

My million dollar question is...how could you pick Condomleezzaa Rice to be the face of America to the world? Why?

I am not kidding you..everytime I see this creature I get irregular hormone secretions, chemical inbalances in the brain, and blood pumps REAL HARD in my veins...

WHY BUSH WHY?

Despite my sleeping inbalance this past week due to the begining of mating season triggered by the warming up of the weather...I had a good day, a really good day.

Woke up on time, had coffee, a couple of nice phone talks on my way to work...until I walked in and read further into the remarks made by "it"-Darwin's pride and living example- Condomleeza Rice.

We all know that "it" had the audacity to claim that "Iran is America's Greatest Threat!", ignoring that garlic-breathed- midget in North Korea flagging his nuclear weapons, the cartoon look alike, poolstick-lengthed wonderchild of China, who's main party objectives is to "fight imperialist capitalism", and has spend the most as a percentage of income on developing his army out of the whole world, their army is so sophisticated and fast-growing it worried the US so much that they had to send Donald Rumsfeld in a low-profile visit there to strike some deals and "extend friendship"..friendship with the commies, America's Greatest Enemy... "It" also ignored the growing radical socialist parties in Southern America slowly being elected and are cooking dissident movement in the Unites States...and ofcourse, in addition to, ofcourse, the real "greatest threat ever to this adminstration": its failing legacy in Iraq....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Iran is a direct threat....makes me laugh...but still....It's ok, however I despise "it", I digested its bullshit with a cold Perrier...

On the other butcheek..."It" (Condomleezza) to my surprise said something that I missed..and that is what made me right all this crap today. She said that Iran is not only "America's greatest threat", but also "The biggest obstacle to the Middle East that the U.S wants to see"...

That pissed me off more my ultimate 90's upset, when I was 10 and found out that my favourite singer, George Michael was gay...

Listen to me, you robotic-chimp-looking piece of pig shit...I have many reasons why I don't want to see the Middle East the US envisions, but one of the main reasons is that: If The US wanted to see you as their Foreign Representative, the head of the State Department, then I don't want to see anything else from this Government.

Please take a close look at the picture above.

Now this is the Ultimate Voice and Representation to the world, before this picture, she had 7 layers of foundadadadadadadation, an elaborate hair do, proffessional make up and "image cleaning" techniques to have "its" face prepared...that is from the personal appearance aspect.

From the PR prespective, "it" have been undergoing media training sessions through her publicist and PR staff to teach her how to appeal to the public, and use "politically correct" faces and remarks, and how to deal with all cameras, reporters, interviews and so onn...

The Media side, we all know that proffessional video cameras make an ugly person beutiful...I mean if Paula Abdul and her big ass-mole and joker-jaw Cameron Diaz look good on TV, the my spotless soft ass can compete against Mr. USA on camera...

After all being said, please close one of your eyes as you open the other and read through the following lines..try to imagine the following tragedy:

You are sleeping on your comfortable bed, all cozied up, in the right temperature, and you just had about 11 hours of sleep in a warm weekend...you feel the warmth of sunshine shining on your face, growing slowly, but enough to awaken you from your deep comforting sleep...you wake up, but you feel too good to get up immidiately, you look on your right, to change positions and you see THIS FUCKING CHIMP, with her buck-teeth, her possum-eyes, and her hair all over the place looking at you saying: You are my greatest threat, you are not what I want you to be!

What the fuck!

People: Condi looks like this after exhastive make-overs and "retouches"..how would she look like if you wake her ass up by three or four slaps at 5 in the morning, throw her in a pool, and then grab her out from her hair? Huh?

You stupid sac of shit, how dare you admit in public that you have a "greater Middle East vision?" DO you have a vision you stiff-necked-monkey-ball-licking-Bushbot?

Do you know that the world has more countries with really bad Governments other than Iran-Syria-Sudan? Do you know that your country deals with all those countries that it is not supposed to deal with because they "Infringe Basic Human Right Laws" and are as autocratic and dictatorial?

You deal with Saudi Arabia, the crater of child-ass-hunters...the most dictatorial country in the world...They trade slaves, screw philippinos and little Pattan kids, they don't recognize Israel and preach Jihad against the US 24/7 in their schools, mosques and Universities..BUT NOOOO Saudi is ok, because it gives me nam nam....hmmmmmm

How about Kuwait? Georgia? Uzbekistan? LIBYA? OMAN? QATAR? EGYPT? ISRAEL? Russia?and all those countries? Is it weired that they are really not ripped apart because they are either oil-producing, located in strategic oil pipelines places, or because they are Jews?

I am a pissed off Disobedient Motherfucker... I don't know when people will wake up in the Arab world and depose those stupid regimes and look after theiur countries...I can't wait until we can talk back to this Gorilleezza Rice and all those in this double-faced admins. in the US...

Americans need to read books and news...more than Tom Clancy and cats stranded on electric poles...they need to see the mess this country has caused in the world and start voting accordingly.

Condomleezza Rice needs to eat some shitto Fettucini, and digest it with a 1/2 skimmed Shitte Latte..

Syria Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

The One and Only O.D.M