MasterCard 2 – the wedding version

Bassam in Syria
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Ok then, my brother is here, he is getting married after 4 months, and he with his fiancée are struggling through making decisions as to what service they should get, what flowers they should pick, and who should do this and that, etc...
It is not easy to get married I figured. It's a hassle; constantly thinking of what-ifs. What if it this doesn't work, what if people do not like this or that... What if this guy fooled me, and what if I didn't have an erection (ok, the last one was a bit too paranoid). But anyway, why aren't wedding as simple as days of old anymore?? What has changed in the human race so everything now must be big and expensive and one of a kind?? Is it the jealousy of others? Or the fear of others? Or do we really like to have it this way?? I guess people think differently about this; there are some who want and can, some who can but don't want, some who want and can't, and some who can't and don't want... and each of you must find a category to fit him. There will be more talk about this, I hope; these are just ideas on the spot.
So what about the MasterCard? For those of you who know their ads this will look familiar. And why is it number 2?? Because I created number one 5 months ago. And here it goes... (The numbers are arbitrary with some truth to it, but I don't know how much everything costs)

Renting a church: 25K
Bishop at wedding: 15K
Car rental: 8-15K
Invitation cards: 25 - 40K
Flower ornamenting: 90 - 400K
Video recording: 100K
Still photos: 20K
Lighting: 90 - 150K
DJ or Live performance: 35K - name-your-number (for famous performers)
Wedding gown: 50 - 200K
Tuxedos: 30K
Best man and maid of honor dress: variable 30 - 200K
Jewelry: variable 200K - 2M
2 Tylenols for the headache all of the above is causing: 5 SP
3 Boxes of Tylenol because 2 pills are not enough: 200 SP
Liver failure hospitalization and liver transplant (Tylenol overdose): 1 - 2M
Flying to Las Vegas and getting married on the spot (aka الزواج خطيفة بدون عرس وحفلات): Priceless

There are things that money can't buy, for everything else there is MasterCard

So when my turn comes, I don't know what will happen to me with all this. But now I have a glimpse into the future. And because my fiancée doesn't like marriage, maybe we will save ourselves the hassle, LOL, just kidding.