On Drunk Stories...
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Earth to Omar
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 Why does everybody need to share their drinking stories with me, or anyone else for that matter? This is something that I find extremely annoying, and dumb. Some people come up to you and say "man, we got so trashed last night, it wasn't even funny." Then they start bragging at the amount of drinks they downed, "I had like 6 beers, 4 shots of tequila, 2 shots of Vodka… and then Joe came by with a huge bottle of rum, which we finished just between the two of us… It was freakin' awesome!" Is it really? I think you're a loser who wants to justify that you're cool, by telling me that you party hard. I'm saying ‘he’ here, but there are a lot of she's who shared similar stories with me. It doesn’t stop there. People also give details of how their head was in the toilet all night, a But, as FunkMaster Flex says “be clear” I have no problem with people getting smashed, just don’t tell me about it. I hate to waste precious minutes of my life hearing such mind numbing crap. I will finish this post with a mini Lingo Lesson including commonly used synonyms of the word “drunk” Technorati Tags: drunk, drinking, beer, stories, society, bragging, loser, alcohol |
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