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O.D.M: It's Obvious

Sat, 25 Mar 2006 23:02:39 +0200

Comrads,

Ten months ago from today, Mehlis confirmed Syrian involvment in the Harriri murder. He explained how he has got evidence as solid as Eskimo shit of top-officials' involvement, and he expected all the process to be over by October 2005.

Middle East Vision huh? Do you want a Banana nam nam?

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 17:01:38 +0200

God dammit

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHYYY BUSH...WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?

Look..... Bush may very well be an idiot...but I assume that out of his 40 or so advisors someone's got atleast a sign of cohersivesness or logic.

My million dollar question is...how could you pick Condomleezzaa Rice to be the face of America to the world? Why?

I am not kidding you..everytime I see this creature I get irregular hormone secretions, chemical inbalances in the brain, and blood pumps REAL HARD in my veins...

WHY BUSH WHY?

Despite my sleeping inbalance this past week due to the begining of mating season triggered by the warming up of the weather...I had a good day, a really good day.

Woke up on time, had coffee, a couple of nice phone talks on my way to work...until I walked in and read further into the remarks made by "it"-Darwin's pride and living example- Condomleeza Rice.

We all know that "it" had the audacity to claim that "Iran is America's Greatest Threat!", ignoring that garlic-breathed- midget in North Korea flagging his nuclear weapons, the cartoon look alike, poolstick-lengthed wonderchild of China, who's main party objectives is to "fight imperialist capitalism", and has spend the most as a percentage of income on developing his army out of the whole world, their army is so sophisticated and fast-growing it worried the US so much that they had to send Donald Rumsfeld in a low-profile visit there to strike some deals and "extend friendship"..friendship with the commies, America's Greatest Enemy... "It" also ignored the growing radical socialist parties in Southern America slowly being elected and are cooking dissident movement in the Unites States...and ofcourse, in addition to, ofcourse, the real "greatest threat ever to this adminstration": its failing legacy in Iraq....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Iran is a direct threat....makes me laugh...but still....It's ok, however I despise "it", I digested its bullshit with a cold Perrier...

On the other butcheek..."It" (Condomleezza) to my surprise said something that I missed..and that is what made me right all this crap today. She said that Iran is not only "America's greatest threat", but also "The biggest obstacle to the Middle East that the U.S wants to see"...

That pissed me off more my ultimate 90's upset, when I was 10 and found out that my favourite singer, George Michael was gay...

Listen to me, you robotic-chimp-looking piece of pig shit...I have many reasons why I don't want to see the Middle East the US envisions, but one of the main reasons is that: If The US wanted to see you as their Foreign Representative, the head of the State Department, then I don't want to see anything else from this Government.

Please take a close look at the picture above.

Women Are Not Men, Men Are Not Women.

Thu, 9 Mar 2006 17:53:37 +0200

Off the regular political topic, but I will talk about it because I am pissed off...

O.D.M just heard yesterday that a beautiful 25 year old was brutally raped and then slaughtered in the streets of NY at 5 am in the morning.

The 5" 6 one hundred pound girl was coming back home at 5 in the morning after a night out very drunk, when another dimented fucking-drunk guy grabbed her by the arm, put her in the car, did what he had to do and then KILLED HER.

My deepest condolonces to the girl and her family, but I have beef.

My beef is with the 20 year old feminism movemen, the idea of Women= Men, and her fucking mama who was out on the radio today saying "Don't pre judge my daughter, she was a good girl, she has every right to drink!"

Now I felt sorry for her mom, but I cursed her Gods and ancestors when she was blabbering on the talk show about how girls are ok to be twsited drunk at 5 am in the morning..FUCK THAT!@!!!!!!!!!!!

I am really sorry, touched and saddened by the death of your daughter old lady...but I will pre judge you poor sad piece of shit...

What the fuck was your daughter doing getting wasted at 5 am? You didn't raise her right! Had she used her judgement she would have been having breakfast with you today.

Women Are Not Men, Men Are Not Women

The girl who just died, may she rest in peace, did not use this fucking judgement...and this is why she is dead.

I cherish feminsists in the world who demand equality in rights of divorce, employment, opportunities, and suffrage...

But I despise all fucking women "butches" who have implanted the ideas that women can do what men can do in little girls brains like they implant but cheeks those days...

NO..Women Are Not Men, Men Are Not Women.

O.D.M on Harriri and Assad

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 17:22:35 +0200

O.D.M has pounds of beef with Botox Harriri. But I do owe him condolences for his father, and also would like to congratulate him for his recent freedom from our dysfunctional regime.

Howfuckingever, I do not appreciate him dissing the Syrian people.

Veni Vidi La TIZI

Wed, 15 Feb 2006 17:23:34 +0200

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Don't blame me if I haven't written all day!
Do not ask me why I have no shit to say!

Do you want me to whine about shit-talking Bush and Blair?
Or yesterdays' faggets with their never ending bitching at Martyrs Square?

Republican and Democrats bashing each other in America...
they both suck ass, Middle East policy never change neither their actions against Syria..

While the shit hit the fan Mr.

BREAKING NEWS: U.S TO BOMB IRAN NUCLEAR TARGETS

Wed, 8 Feb 2006 18:59:33 +0200

O.D.M Recieved Dispatch 69 from Disobedient-47:

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To: The One and Only O.D.M
From: Disobedient-47
Re: Iran Situation-Intelligence-Dispatch 69

Greetings Comrad O.D.M,

Attack on Iran nuclear facilities will presume on the dawn of March 28, 2006

Attack will either be by a joint U.S/ British Command Force, or NATO.

Information acquired through agent Disobedient-X in the Council on Foreign Relations, NYC.

Freedom of Speech: How About Insulting your Mama?

Tue, 7 Feb 2006 17:39:10 +0200

Iran Daily Holds Contest for Holocaust Cartoons

uffff....Ayyyy....Akhkhkh...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tsuk tsuk tsuk..................

Is this going to press that red button up every Jews buttom or what?

Today I got so pissed off I decided to take it to the biggest Jewish Forum I can find, I just removed all the insults I got, and put constructive arguments that I had, with my dear cousins, the Jews.

Jew1: I bet you Jerusalem that there won't be no burned Embassies or barbaric acts like you Animals!

O.D.M: uffffffff....I wish you were Olmert making such a big bet! Can you notarize this long nose?

Jew2: O.D.M, Iran is picking a fight.

Agents Provocateurs

Sat, 4 Feb 2006 20:20:03 +0200

O.D.M is looking for a couple of agents provocateurs for two things:

1- Instigate strife in the nation

O.D.M on Opposition

Thu, 2 Feb 2006 19:39:06 +0200

If scientists in Harvard taught a donkey how to speak English fluently and had him sit with Sigmund Freud the conversation would be something like this:

Freud:Donkey, why do you shanhe2?(don't know it in English, its whatever noise a donkey makes) What is wrong with you? Let it out, have a sip of that Glenfiddich..

WE ARE NOT SHEEP-Civil Disobedience for Dummies

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 18:59:04 +0200

ODM had it, and his pissed off-o-meter is reading a little below 100%..

ODM wants Syrians to be aware that the show of support to this regime and the masses you see wearing shoe-hattas come from 0.073 percent of the public. out of 20 million people, you may have found 200 thousand people marching with flags, chanting anti American slogans, and supporting Syria. What you have to understand, that most of those 6% are Syrian nationalist, not Assadists..but they are confused too.

One (Syrian) Disobedient Mofo

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:46:39 +0200

In Here, The One and Only O.D.M tries to get all Syrians to follow his 8-fold Civil Disobedience Ultimatum Plan, developed by O.D.M himself, and not yet shared online. Once O.D.M sees momentum buildin

Wasn't there a Harriri Investigation?

Mon, 23 Jan 2006 02:22:36 +0200

Dear intelligent and dumbass readers

I don't know why all of a sudden the issue of Harriri Murder has been out of every body's mind like shit that was just flushed down the toilette..

Civil Disobedience

Thu, 12 Jan 2006 00:41:56 +0200

Mr. Ammar, the respected Syrian thinker/activist finally joined my call for a nation wide Civil disobedience Movement.

Thank you Mr.

Press Release: O.D.M Tells World To Cooperate, Threatens U.N Actions

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 23:15:53 +0200

Undisclosed Location (Reuters) - Supreme Leader of the Civil Disobedience Movement, the one and Only Disobedient Mofo (O.D.M) threatened on Wednesday to send Syria, the US, Israel, the UK, France, Italy and even the U.N to the U.N.

Syrian Crisis: an Intelligence Report

Wed, 4 Jan 2006 23:21:03 +0200

Disobedient-51, my number three and my most reliable source of clean and un-peppered intelligence has just sent me a wire of the following intercepts from the CIA, Shin Beit and Mossad.

Thank you D-51, I love you, and if your sources say otherwise, they are lying and they should be decomposed in a bath tub full of Sulphuric acid by now.

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Wire E.D.B.T.Z:
Crossed at 1:13 PM, January 10, 2006

Subject: This time I did no sexual favours to get this
To: The Supreme Commander of the Civil Disobedience Movement, The Illustrious O.D.M

Comrad O.D.M, I hope this wire finds you well.